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Incep eu : Profesoara se plimba in clasa printre elevi, intrebandu-i pe fiecare ce si-ar dori sa ajunga cand vor fi mari. Cand veni randul lui Gigel, acesta raspunse:
- Mi-as dori sa ajung miliardar, sa am o curva buna careia sa-i daruiesc o multime de haine scumpe si bijuterii, sa o iau in vacante si sa o port in jurul lumii cu avionul meu privat, pe care o sa-l cumpar special pentru ea, apoi sa fac sex cu ea de 5 ori pe zi pe propria noastra insula exotica din mijlocul desertului...
Socata si neavand nici o idee ce sa-i raspunda lui Gigel, profesoara se indrepta spre urmatorul elev, complet bulversata:
- Bine...Hmmm, si tu, Alinuta? Ce-ai vrea sa ajungi cand vei fi mare?
- Curva lu‘ Gigel...!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine
Faceam belele ziua jucam fotbal peste noapte
Cu sticlele marcate la coada la lapte
Si pufaiam carpati pasam intre frati
Iar pe la 15 ani bagam in piept iarba si has
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