Cum face dragoste un dentist desavarsit
1)Un tip si o tipa se intalnesc intr-un bar. Se privesc, se plac si ajung la ea acasa. Dupa cateva pahare, tipul isi da jos camasa si se spala pe maini, dupa care isi da jos pantalonii si se spala din nou pe maini.
- In mod sigur esti dentist!
- Cum ti-ai dat seama?
- Dupa cum te-ai dezbracat si te-ai spalat pe maini de fiecare data.
Dupa ce fac oamenii sex, ea spune:
- Nu numai ca esti dentist, dar sunt sigura ca esti un mare dentist!
- Extraordinar, intr-adevar, sunt un dentist de succes, spune el, impresionat de perspicacitatea fetei, dar de asta cum ai reusit sa-ti dai seama?
- Pai... n-am simtit nimic!
2)Moare si fiul lui Ceausescu si ajunge in iad. Se plimba prin iad si il vede pe Stalin ingropat in zmoala pana la brau. Mai merge el si da peste Hitler care era ingropat pana la gat. ajunge si la tat-sau si il vede doar pana la glezne ingropat.
Bravo tata te descurci bine, vad!
Taci *CENZURAT*' din gura. Nu vezi ca stau pe umerii lu' ****?
3)Un barbat a castigat la loto dupa 1 an , merge sa ia premiu , bea o bere cu prietenii lui dupa care se duce acasa si ii zice sotiei sale
-Nevasta , am castigat la loto , daca iti dau jumate din castig divortam ?
-Bineinteles draga , m-am cam saturat de certuri
-Bine ia de aici 5 lei si dute la maicata
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4)
Un barbat se plange unui prieten ca are penisul cam lung, 50 cm. Acesta ii arata un bar si ii spune:
- In acel bar danseaza o stripteoza. Daca ii ceri sa-ti fie sotie si te refuza, penisul iti scade cu 10 cm.
Omul intra in bar si intreaba stripteoza:
- Vrei sa fii sotia mea ?
- Nu !
Se uita omul in pantaloni si, mirat, constata ca intr-adevar s-a scurtat cu 10 cm.
- Buna treaba ! isi zice el, hai sa ii mai spun o data !
- Vrei sa fii sotia mea ?
- Nu, nu nu si iarasi nu !
5)
Fiul adolescent se ceartă cu părinții lui:
- M-am săturat să fiu tot timpul cu voi, să fiu dădăcit la orice pas! Să mi se spună ce să fac! Eu am nevoie de libertate! Aer! Romantism! Băutură și femei! Gata! Plec! Și să nu îndrăzniți vreo unul din voi să mă opriți!
Fiul se îndreaptă hotărât spre ușă și taică-său îl ajunge din urmă.
Fiul:
- Tată, ți-am zis, nu încerca să mă oprești!
Tatăl:
- Fiule, eu nu te opresc, EU MERG CU TINE!!!
Un barbat se plange unui prieten ca are penisul cam lung, 50 cm. Acesta ii arata un bar si ii spune:
- In acel bar danseaza o stripteoza. Daca ii ceri sa-ti fie sotie si te refuza, penisul iti scade cu 10 cm.
Omul intra in bar si intreaba stripteoza:
- Vrei sa fii sotia mea ?
- Nu !
Se uita omul in pantaloni si, mirat, constata ca intr-adevar s-a scurtat cu 10 cm.
- Buna treaba ! isi zice el, hai sa ii mai spun o data !
- Vrei sa fii sotia mea ?
- Nu, nu nu si iarasi nu !
5)
Fiul adolescent se ceartă cu părinții lui:
- M-am săturat să fiu tot timpul cu voi, să fiu dădăcit la orice pas! Să mi se spună ce să fac! Eu am nevoie de libertate! Aer! Romantism! Băutură și femei! Gata! Plec! Și să nu îndrăzniți vreo unul din voi să mă opriți!
Fiul se îndreaptă hotărât spre ușă și taică-său îl ajunge din urmă.
Fiul:
- Tată, ți-am zis, nu încerca să mă oprești!
Tatăl:
- Fiule, eu nu te opresc, EU MERG CU TINE!!!
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